he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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