New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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