Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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