ya dads aren't the best wingmen
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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