so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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