How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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