Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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