Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
