All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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