I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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