Your tits are I can't wait for
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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