I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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