what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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