I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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