That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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