I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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