Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He shit in the fireplace
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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