...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sponge bath it is.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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