the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
