my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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