She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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