i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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