I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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