i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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