dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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