But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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