i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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