I need help removing her.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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