Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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