I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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