That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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