marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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