Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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