My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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