you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Reggie can tackle my bush.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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