shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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