he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
