She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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