so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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