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he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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