No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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