so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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