I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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