some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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