Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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