I want to stick my p in your. b.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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