Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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