Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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