i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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