ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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