Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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