I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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