This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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