yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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