it wasn't lemon gatorade
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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