I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
